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im a wild & untamed thing .. [07 Feb 2005|02:11am]
[ mood | thirsty ]

i love the 99 cent store ...

i went to rocky horror with mel .

and we got de-virginized .Collapse )
now im at kaylino's and we are going to wake up early so we can walk to breakfast .
add this iddiot ..

and join me & bean's gravytrain!!!! rating community
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[20 Jan 2005|12:09pm]

last night i talked to melanie till her dad said he was going to kill her & stuff if she didnt get off the phone .
there was this crazy band on letterman last night ..
"...and you will know us by the trail of dead"
they had 2 drummers - and they had ludwigs like me!!!
does anyone want to go to the beach so i can take pictures of you naked??
butt naked??
[ not really - but they would be for photo .]

-- end .
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bruise . [08 Jan 2005|08:15am]
[ mood | crappy ]

Friday, February 25, 2005 LA, CA @ THE ECHO .. GRAVYTRAIN!!!!
you iddiots better go .
last night i went to lindays .
then we went to get some thai tea .
then we saw jordan, zach, & bevin -
and zach smashed my arm and face with a waterbottle .
lindsay bruised when i accidently smacked her in the face when i was trying to get my gravytrain!!!! cd .
then i stabbed them .

this picture of me & lauren doesnt have to do with anything
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slumber parties are exciting . [04 Jan 2005|11:30am]
[ mood | giddy ]

xi had a sleepover with shannon ..

x then i went to agoura for a bit .
it was fun fun fun till my daddy took my tbird away.
i got to see my favorites!
x went to the commans with melanie,lauren & kaylin.

then we walked to zach's and hung out at the sewer and i went mudsliding .. yea .. i went mudsliding 4 times .
then we had a sleepover at laurens .
x the next night me & lauren went to the janss mall to see my bean!!!

we played in toys r us and threw up a little . erins dad wanted to rape us (not literally)- so i spent the night at laurens again .
we had a tea party while we watched napolean dynamite .
xthe next day i went to the mann8 with kaylin, april,kim, &caity tittybaum.
xnew years i went to kaylins and we played scene it (that disney trivia game) & our team won!!!
(the team :lauren,kaylin,me,brandon)
then we played 90's trivia persuit - but we were fetus'es for like .. half of the 90's .. so we didnt know very much .
xmy mom felt bad for me - because i got xrays and i have scoliosis i guess . so she bought me a corset and said that after i go to tarzana to get my mri's i can go see rocky horror .
does anyone want to go with me?
x today was my first day of photo at av collage.
i was talking to some guy with missing teeth and he said "how old are you?" and i said "16, why? how old are you?" and then he said "12 years older than you ... if you were older i would ask for your number." and then i ran away .

♥ thanks to everyone that hung out with me when i was in agoura . i had a buttload of fun!
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[22 Nov 2004|01:54pm]
[ mood | rushed ]

i ♥
singing "wanna be my lover?" with kaylin .
watching dexter's lab with lauren .
dancing to gravytrain!!!! with erin .

ya ... its what i live for.Collapse )
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pumpkins scream in the dead of night . [31 Oct 2004|10:36am]

does anyone remember anything about me .... anyone ... anyone?
It can be anything you want.
Then post this in your journal.
See what people remember about you...

♥ mikki beano .
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bitchhh . you just got SLAPPED! [24 Oct 2004|09:54pm]

i bit kaylin ..
and she SLAPPED ME!
she slapped me really hard!
she keeps saying "get over it michelean"
1234 .

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would you eat shit for a dollar? [05 Oct 2004|03:56pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

seven days ...

im still alive.Collapse )
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im sick of it . [14 Sep 2004|06:47pm]
[ mood | crushed ]

im sick of it .
i officially hate it out here .
i hate my classes .
i hate my drooling history teacher with a lisp .
i hate my long driveway .
i hate not having cigarettes .
i hate the fact that im only happy when i have a 40 oz of mickey's - or i have drugs .

i miss everyone soo much .
i want to sneak out with kaylin and lauren .
i want to wear my matching bowling shoes with erin .
i want to dance to nsync with lindsay and sharon .
i miss everything ..

♥ i love you
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16 candles . [30 Aug 2004|11:12am]
its my birthday tomorrow .

heck yes .
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i would tame a wild horse for you . [11 Aug 2004|02:39am]
[ mood | okay ]

i made courtney see Napoleon Dynamite with me again .

heck yes .

this picture isnt good & i didnt get to see most of the added scene because courtney had to "piss like a racehorse " .. guess i have to see it again!

im jealous of the fan clubs president.
if you are a member - watch the video.
and shes like "oh."

after playing on the website for hours
we walked to ampm and got a slushie!

then we went to the mall,
and had a slumber party .

new el jay
& i made a gravytrain!!!!community .
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edward is a cutie . [29 Jul 2004|02:00am]
[ mood | awake ]

i couldnt sleep last night .
so i played with paint .

then i watched my favorite tim burton films .

Bill: "So Edward, did you have a productive day?"
Edward: "Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be. You could have a cosmetics counter."
Peg: "Wouldn't that be great?"
Bill: "Great."
Edward: "And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off."

Shock :" i think we should get a canon aim it at his door and then .."
Barrel: "knock 3 times and when he answers SANTI CLAWS WILL BE NO-MORE!"
Lock: "your so stupid, Listen! If we blow him up to smitherines - we could loose some peices and then Jack will beat us black and green!

then it was 4 in the morning ..
so i made some hot cocoa, grabbed my cigarettes
& sat in the dirt waiting for the sun to come up .

then i went to bed & was awakened by my
edward scissorhands poster rolling down my wall -
[it sounded like a bird flapping its wings]
and falling on my face .. it scared me because
i thought that a bird was in my room attacking me,
so i screamed my brains out.

ya .. i think im just neglecting sleep.
goodnight .
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woo hoo woo hoo hoo . [25 Jul 2004|05:35pm]
[ mood | sad ]

on thursday i saw the "black stripes" with sharon & sinead .
they are too squirely for me ..
this asian guy nathan bought me ciggarettes & then me, melanie,karen and sharon
went to his apartment . his friend went to go get beer but we had to leave .
then we had a slumber party & bean came!

friday we went to zach's house .
[lindsay & matt pink came too!]
me and sharon danced to the asian "woo hoo" song
from the kill bill soundtrack & i pretended i was black mamba -
& i smashed stuff . ya - zach thinks that he's asian & he has
all these samori swords!
rad ..

Exotic Dancer
You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.

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i woke up mad .
i want to finish high school in agoura .
im so unhappy here .
madison is soo lucky that she gets to live with taylor .
i'll pay someone montly if i can rent a room ..
ugh .
and another thing . everyone that i like likes sharon .
oh well .. shes a hott mama goose .
bye .

♥ ♥ ♥

shake it like a pollaroid picture .. Collapse )
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let me see those tittys bounce . [23 Jul 2004|02:44pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

saw gravytrain!!!! at koo's in longbeach last night
with erin, jon & sharon .
it was a major blast of gas .
we were right up front & we eventually
were on the stage . [due to massive pushing]
i think it was the best time i have had all sumer .
Chunx told me that she had the matching panties to my shirt
& she took a picture with me.
[and i think that i orgasmed everywhere because shes my favorite gravytrainest]

& i saw Junx naked ... butt naked .

& i saw Hunx hott dimples .

jon walter mocey hanton took all of the pictures that i have posted in this entry .. & they are © by moceyphotography!
ill post mine .. once i get them developed - but they will be SHIT compared to his .

more hott pictures of a hott band..Collapse )
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their roadies .. dan the man & maria . [21 Jul 2004|05:45am]
[ mood | cranky ]

ugh . cant sleep .
i have so much fun with the bean .
well .. only because she's a ninja
& if i dont hang out with her she slices off
... all my boners!
i made her come to my house & we went to
" the punk show "
at the El Dorado .
Billy said we were roadies for the band .
& that erin was "dan the man"
and i was "maria" - and we got in for free .
oooo yes .

we were only there for an hour and i smoked way over my limit .
i was like "ahh - my lungs are on fire!"
scott gave me a chesterfeild
[my googley bear. aww-
he has a mohawk now.]
and colin gave me a camel wide ..
kinda weird - those are the kind's i smoke .

on the boat in san deigo .

thuggin' it up at chuck e cheese .

happy 16th on the 20th tittybaum!
girls gone wild is SO done -
its all about the porno's with ...
the meatloaf'y looking crotches ...
right guys ..?
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8 ball in your ass . [13 Jul 2004|10:44pm]
[ mood | okay ]

ooo man .
i played pool so hard today .
heck yes i did!

Napoleon is hott .
he is a sweet ass sweet dancer,
& he wears big glasses with snow boots,
yea .. i wanna do him .

i still havent seen rocky horror - live .
this makes me upset & constipated .
does anyone know where its playing
besides the 1st fridays of every month?
[because that NOT enough rocky horror]
i think i'll be magenta : i have big ass hair like her
.. & this is when its downsized..

i think ill night swim ..

peace out homies ..
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"so dont look so surrprised - when the water splashes in your eyes" [05 Jul 2004|05:09pm]
[ mood | happy ]

got back from san deigo today .
i went with bean breth .
heck yea .
we left friday &
went to seaport .

saturday went to sea world -
then walked a million miles to go downtown.
our footsies hurt so bad so we took a bicycle guy home .
we won some squirt guns when we were at sea world
and we were squirting people and they were like ..
"ehhh - where'd THAT come from?!"
and if they knew it was us - i said it was doug .
but yea - he was a super fast peddler .

we threw a bible, toilet paper, a HUGE 10 story streamer of paper towels, and sugar packets out of our window on the 28th floor .
we called a bunch of rooms and i said i was from american idol
& sang to them.
[ r-e-s-p-e-c-t, bicycle , cabaret , hello dolly ]

for 4th of july we went on a boat and made friends
with the DJ steve .
man it was fun, i love my bean!
tonight we are going to meet the
pimps/thugs/gangsta's at CHUCK E.CHEESE!
♥ mikkibeano
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[29 Jun 2004|04:15pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

this is lindsay..and im writing in micheleans lj right now!!
shhh...she doesnt know!
shes in the other room watching boiling points! SHE LOVES THAT FUCKING SHOW!!!


wont you tell me your name?"

aaardvarks . [26 Jun 2004|03:29pm]
[ mood | happy ]

oo yea .
im with the coolest bean like ever.
we are going to hit up the thrift stores .
[ except we wont actually hit them ]
im in agoura till tuesday .
comment if you wanna chill .. at the holiday inn .. ?
[ leave your number - if i dont know it ]

♥ . mikki beano .
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things are feeling thin - i know . i know . [23 Jun 2004|07:20pm]
[ mood | sick ]

not being sober but trying to act like you are is like ...
the hardest thing ever .
caity was here for a day -
but i wasnt making her feel welcome and she went home .
im so sorry . [ x3 ]
so i went to ambers and i had over 12 shots of BCDi ..
i was trying to have a conversation with my mom -
trying not to slurr and hiccup .
but it want working .
then everyone started fighting and i started crying .
home ... what a fucking horrible place .
i was in agoura for a week - it was fun .
at the moment i dont feel like seeing anyone ..

♥ .. i have a hangover .
im going to dance to yyy till i puke .
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